Man seeks hot date.

I'm on scotsman.com's personals thingy, even though I'm 17 and can't subscribe and can't contact anyone so it's pointless... (But shhh, don't grass me in for being 6 months too young.)

Anyway *clears throat*, this man contacted me. He's 39, bald, and ugly - to be frank. I sent him the oneliner of "I think our age difference would be too great."

He messaged back assuring me that he was "quite immature" for his age.

Great - 39, bald, ugly and immature. Count me in!